Blog This...

Circle This...

2009-11-10T09:45:00.000-08:00

Today's Amazon MP3 deal of the day is Bon Jovi's new "The Circle". 4 bucks.

You can never have enough BJ.

And don't forget about The Bon Jovi Drinking Game!

Koi This...

2009-11-04T20:17:00.000-08:00

There's fish in here!

The Office Drinking Game

Yub Nub This...

2009-10-30T16:57:00.000-07:00

Ahhh, drunk moonwalking Ewoks. So cute. Hey! What are you doing back there?!?

Hero This...

2009-10-28T15:01:00.000-07:00

They win. I'm out.

Moon This...

2009-07-17T13:32:00.000-07:00

How freakin' sweet is this (click the image to go to the real site - caution, it's a fat flash app)?

Basically a time machine that takes you to what was happening at this minute exactly 40 years ago - with streaming audio from mission control and Apollo 11.

The only thing better would be to have actually seen this live... but then you'd be really old... and probably wearing bell-bottoms... so maybe not.

Ink This...

2009-06-24T14:00:00.000-07:00

I might be home a little late honey...

...gotta make a quick stop at the liquor store.

Reality Check This...

2009-06-09T11:52:00.000-07:00

Yes, we can. Maybe.

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

Jesusita This...

2009-05-06T12:33:00.000-07:00

Another fire burning north of Santa Barbara, this one's named the Jesusita Fire.

View Jesusita Fire in a larger map

View Jesusita Fire map in a larger map

Depeche This...

2009-04-21T11:29:00.000-07:00

Today's Amazon MP3 deal of the day is Depeche Mode's new "Sounds of the Universe" album. 4 bucks!

And if you haven't seen it yet, check out the music video for Wrong - it rocks.

(Thanks for the pointer, Robbie.)

Saber This...

2009-04-17T13:15:00.000-07:00

This happened to me just yesterday...

This is the blog donation form you're looking for...

Librarian and Stripper This...

2009-04-11T11:16:00.000-07:00

Gerard looks like a goof. Heigl on the other hand...

http://www.theuglytruth-movie.com/

Rescue This...

2009-04-07T22:31:00.000-07:00

I dunno... thought this was funny.

It's been that kind of week (already).

Game This...

2009-03-25T17:46:00.000-07:00

Some eye candy for my wife. It's in Italian, but I don't think she'll care.

I've been told I look nothing like Gerard Butler.

Boots This...

2009-03-03T07:40:00.000-08:00

Amazon has U2's new album - "No Line on the Horizon" on sale today only for 4 bucks.

Get on your boots!

Stimulate This...

2009-02-16T10:27:00.000-08:00

From my inbox...

Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs and Al Queda
If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea.
If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India
If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan
If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria.

And none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic only), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

And the Washington Post has an interesting graphic which shows where it's all going.

Spend, America, spend!

Barrel This...

2009-01-29T20:57:00.000-08:00

I found my to do list:

Pacific Region

Anybody up for a road trip?

Mustard Out This...

2009-01-23T12:13:00.000-08:00

This weekend's Amazon MP3 deal(s) of the weekend include Buffy's Once More With Feeling soundtrack. 5 bucks.

Chalks and Lloyds, if you don't own this, you should get it so you're ready when the OMWF sing along tour comes back. C'mon, you know you want to.

Also in the Amazon deals this weekend, I'm sure my wife will try to convince me that we need a 14th copy of Blondie's Greatest Hits. We don't, hon. Really.

Hanz This...

2009-01-22T13:16:00.000-08:00

Surprising close...

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it).

Don't forget to drink.

Lady and the Tramp This...

2008-12-20T10:30:00.000-08:00

Every Christmas season needs a new story to spread cheer and inspire hope for the coming year. I think I've found my story for 2008, I trust you'll enjoy it as much as I do.
Deathkiller: A Love Story

You're welcome.

CalTrans This...

2008-12-18T19:21:00.000-08:00

That looks like your truck, Chalk...

... and that looks like my wife's driving! The plot thickens...

Kaa Kakaa Kakaa Kakaa! This...

2008-12-16T12:56:00.000-08:00

Today only, Amazon's got the entire series of Arrested Development for under 30 bucks - all 3 seasons.

I missed this show when it aired live, but after Fox canceled it, I thought it must a good show... so I gave it a second chance. This show cracks me up.

And here's the Arrested Development Drinking Game!

Edward This...

2008-12-08T13:48:00.000-08:00

Igor, this could've saved you 10 bucks.

And in case you missed it, here's the drinking game!

Are we Dancer(?) This...

2008-11-24T10:54:00.000-08:00

FYI, today's Amazon MP3 deal of the day is The Killers' new "Day and Age" album. 4 bucks.

No Dancer here... move along.

Tea This...

2008-11-16T12:31:00.000-08:00

Found this map with some details about the Tea Fire.

View Larger Map

Dude Looks Like a Lady This...

2008-10-26T13:16:00.000-07:00

FYI, today's Amazon MP3 deal of the day is Aerosmith's "Big Ones". 2 bucks.

Enjoy the rest of the weekend!